I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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