dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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