We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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