Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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