i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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