waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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