My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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