did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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