Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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