At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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