I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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