Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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