i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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