After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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