The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
