Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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