We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Everything about him screamed your future.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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