does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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