C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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