Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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