The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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