can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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