Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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