just come out here and I will go home with you...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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