she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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