I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I need moral support for this bender
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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