This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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