There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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