Dual....:-)
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
