His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
