I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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