He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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