I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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