He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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