If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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