I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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