It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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