You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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