how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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