so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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