Can i not drive my cunt home
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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