He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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