I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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