if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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