is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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