Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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