Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
