I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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