Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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