i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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