Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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