Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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