i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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