We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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